Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Banana Blowjobs and other May games.

I just couldn't resist sharing the picture below, but it comes with a story.

In the previous post, I mention a May Day party I had hosted in the past where bawdy games were part of the day's events, including simulated oral sex with bananas or Twinkies. Women demonstrated their skills as the guys held the peeled fruit at waist level, and the boys would tease the filling out of a halved Twinkie (without breaking it) as thier playpartner held the treat before them, often between splayed legs. Yes, it was fun.

Another game we enjoyed was "genital croquet," where players would insert a cue ball into one leg to a pair of pantyhose, use the other leg to tie it all around their waist, and allow the weighted leg to hang downward from their crotch. Players would then sway their hips to get the cue ball to hit other balls on a grass field and into the goal hoops.

A more sensual game included a basket I devised that contained small scrolls of coloured paper: white, pink, orange, and red. Each scroll bore instructions that the receiver was expected to bring to the person of their choice, gain consent to share it, and then engage in the activity written. White scrolls were kept away from the others and were for minors (because, believe it or not, these were family-friendly events) and might simply state Go give your parents a hug. The colours for the others revealed increasing levels of "hotness," with pink perhaps instructing Take your partner to the willow tree and read a poem aloud from the book you'll find there or orange instructing Bring your mouth to your partner's ear and share something about him/her that arouses you. Red scrolls would instruct to discretely... well, you get the idea. wink

This was all part of a way to express sacredness in playfulness, romance, and consensual sexuality. But, like Banana Blowjobs, it was also saucy good fun among saucy good people.

6 comments:

Amorous Rocker said...

Okay the food things I have seen done before.

Genital croquet though? That sounds kind of interesting. I think that would be interesting to see done. Same thing for the scrolls bit.

Very interesting post!

Aneris said...

In my hiatus, I am overjoyed that you have only gotten naughtier.

Rogue said...

Genital Croquet is a riot when you've been at the May wine (white with strawberries and woodruff springs). The scroll game really depends on good and imaginative ideas to make it work well, and it's awesome fun.

Aneris, darling, would you have me any other way? :)

And here's something else: now THIS would make for a very, very naughty (and -not- family friendly) May game...
http://www.sportsheets.com/ringtoss.php

Kara said...

Hmmm ... your parties seem to be a LOT more fun than MY parties ... I think I'll become a party crasher! ;)

Rogue said...

... or the place setting for the nyotaimori table...

Kara said...

Oh wow, now that WOULD be an honour ... I would want to get pretty buff, first ;)