Friday, July 17, 2009

If the Math Teacher were a Top.

From: Kara
To: Rogue
Date: 16 Jul 2009 22:51
Subject: RE: Crosswords by the pool

> Fourteen down. The answer is "orgasm." Really. Go ahead and check.

Hrmmm ... it's been a LOOOOONG week!!

> If you were a Top, I bet you'd try to tie me to a miniature schooldesk and
> make me do quadratic equations in my underwear.

*Stern look down nose* Underwear?!? No, no, no, no! I would like to see your lovely bare ass against the teeny tiny seat ... knowing that when you stand up to answer your questions your backside will slowly peel away from the varnished wood ... ;)

And not the easy quadratics, not the ones with unit coefficients for the squared term, NOOOO ... they would have non-unit coefficients like 5 or 8! And you WOULD NOT be allowed to use the quadratic formula UNLESS you derived it from first principals, and ...

(ugh, I am SUCH a geek!! ;)

> Yeah, yeah, go ahead. Try to deny it. I'm on to you, you wanton hussy.

Yeah, wanton GEEKY hussy :)


Anonymous said...

Only you could make math feel sexy. Great pic.

Kara said...

This might have to be my SECOND tatoo ... :)

Rogue said...

I've been thinking of my next one, so let's plan on going soon. ;)

Kara said...

Yes, let's ;)