Urban Roguery: Cherry therapy.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Cherry therapy.

I'm being domestic and getting ready to steamclean a rug when Shayne texts me from work.

Shayne: I'm being battered about today. My boss has been hyper all day and is bordering on abusive when she's on the phone with her own boss. Makes me sigh...

Me: Think of bouncy puppies, Wile E. Coyote cartoons, 90 minutes left to go, and my tongue trying to get maraschino cherries out of your cunt.

Shayne: Lol! And THAT is why you're the best boyfriend ever!

image Daily Painting Project

2 comments:

Sweethart said...: I will never eat a cherry without thinking of a tongue inside me..

Yumm.; September 22, 2008 at 11:53 PM
Rogue said...: Sounds lovely. Glad to be of help... ;); September 25, 2008 at 7:14 PM

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