Sunday, August 10, 2008

Canada gets phonesex gold.

It was sultry, prolific, and gorgeous American judge Madeline Glass who cast the final vote that sent Rogue and Shayne to the podium, setting Urban Roguery to win the gold for Canada in the phonesex portion of Fleshbot's 2008 Olympic Sized Sex competition. The crowd went wild. Beer sales soared. Shayne could not be reached for comment.

image Worldpress

4 comments:

Lilly said...

that is one frightening, yet funny, image.

Rogue said...

:D

Can't you picture it?...

"The camera zooms in... captures the perspiration and look of deep concentration on both the athletes... the stroking fist... the spinning fingers...

Wait! The phone cord! It's caught on his wrist! Oh, he's going to lose points for that!

But she's probing! Yes, that'll get them ahead again... she's cresting... panting... only seconds now from breaking the French record...

And... and... there! She's screaming! He's ejaculating! It's a long, healthy arch to the abs, ladies and gentlemen, and this bout is complete!"

Sweethart said...

So deserving of that award!! Congrats.

Rogue said...

Wanna help me warm-up for the next qualifier? wink